Since I haven’t been blogging a whole lot lately I thought I would try to update the blog a bit more frequently. The only problem is that I am too busy lazy to write those long articles I used to write here. So in an attempt to make a post I will just copy and paste my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson) in “The Bucket List”

“Here’s something to remember when you’re older Thomas – never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart”

Resource: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0825232/quotes

Allie Keys (Dakota Fanning) in “Taken”

Some people put a lot of work into their lawn, as if a patch of green grass was the most important thing in the world. As if they thought that as long as the lawn out front was green and mowed and beautiful, it wouldn’t matter at all what was going on inside of the house.

Resource: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Taken_%28TV_series%29

Monty Brogan (Edward Norton) in “25th Hour”

This one is way to long to quote in writing so I will just embed the Youtube video with the whole monologue.

Resource: Link to full transcript

Willie (Billy Bob Thornton) in “Bad Santa”

Well, wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.

Resource: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/quotes

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